var r_text=new Array();r_text[0]="In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.";r_text[1]="It is illegal to say \"Oh, Boy\" in Jonesboro, Georgia.";r_text[2]="It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.";r_text[3]="It is against the law to fish from horseback in Utah.";r_text[4]="Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.";r_text[5]="In Denver, it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.";r_text[6]="In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.";r_text[7]="No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas.";r_text[8]="In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in 1912 provided that \"The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view.\"";r_text[9]="San Francisco is said to be the only city in the nation to have ordinances guaranteeing sunshine to the masses.";r_text[10]="I have heard that in Germany, there is a law that every office must have a view of the sky, however small. So the office buildings are all long and skinny.";r_text[11]="Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.";r_text[12]="The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.";r_text[13]="It\'s illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.";r_text[14]="<b>Q</b>. What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?<br><b>A</b>. The caterer.";r_text[15]="In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams";r_text[16]="<b>Q</b>. What's the problem with lawyer jokes?<br><b>A</b>. Lawyers don't think they're funny and no one else thinks they're jokes!";r_text[17]="The Ten Commandments contain 297 words. The Bill of Rights 463 words. Lincoln's Gettysburg Address has 266 words. A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words. - The Atlanta Journal";r_text[18]="Litigation n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. -Ambrose Bierce";r_text[19]="In Alabama it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.";r_text[20]="In California, community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.";r_text[21]="In Connecticut, you can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.";r_text[22]="In Connecticut, you are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.";r_text[23]="In Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.";r_text[24]="In Iowa, kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.";r_text[25]="Excerpt from Actual Court Cases -<br><b>Q</b>. - Counsel: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?<br><b>Q</b>. - Witness: Yes, I have been since early childhood.";r_text[26]="In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.";r_text[27]="In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.";r_text[28]="Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.";r_text[29]="In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.";r_text[30]="In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.";r_text[31]="It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.";r_text[32]="In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.";r_text[33]="California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.";r_text[34]="In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.";r_text[35]="In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.";r_text[36]="In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.";r_text[37]="In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.";r_text[38]="In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.";r_text[39]="A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.";r_text[40]="In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.";r_text[41]="In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.";var i=Math.floor(41*Math.random());document.write(r_text[i]);